Tenuous puns are the fulcrum of any festive jokes, so we hope you'll forgive the above... but if you need to distract yourself for five minutes over the holiday season, why not test your Palace knowledge below?
To qualify for our quiz, the players must be well known by the name 'Chris' – meaning a recent former forward is on the list, as per his Instagram handle – and must have made a competitive appearance in Palace colours in the post-war period.
There's an easy starter in the image on this page – and at our last count, there are 10 Chris's in total for you to name. Good luck!
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