And we're not going to spoil the answer.
You can find it out in the Palace v Brentford matchday programme, which also includes Sam Johnstone's first written interview as an Eagle, Doc Brown's latest (deep and meaningful) views, and a focus on Palace's best-named trio: McJedley.
There's more, too: performance coach Will Rose reveals Academy staff's 'big brother' approach, Fran Kitching explains what Neil Redfearn's like as a manager, and James Vickery explains his success as a half-deaf singer.
On top of that you can hear from Patrick Vieira, Steve Parish and Luka Milivojević, brush-up your pre-match chat, reflect on 2012/13, delve into the archive, uncover stats and facts... and more.